Squidwards Homicide II

In December 29th 2001, A SpongeBob Episode Aired at 3pm Called "Squidwards Homicide." This Episode Caused a-lot of Controversy. Then a Sequel was made for some Random Fucking Reason. It was called "Squidwards Homicide II" and was aired on May 5th 2010. Anyway Fuck it Let's get into it.

So Apparently Some Guy named Jimmy BooBoos said He likes Boobies and Viewed The Episode. The Episode began with Squidward Punching someone with a Potato. Jimmy Didn't Expect to See That. Anyway Squidward Said "NERDS! FUCKIN MESS WITH HOMIE SQUIDWARD! NO NO!" Squidward Ran outta His House and Grabs a Gun. He Shakes it and Shoots at SpongeBobs Computer while He was Watching Squrriels having Fun. SpongeBob said "Fuck No! Little Peice of Dog Shit." He then Grabs a Potato and Throws it at Mr.Krabs Money Collection, His Money Dies. Mr.Krabs says "Well, SpongeAss! You made me Win a Toaster!" Why would You Ruin my Damn Dollars for Some Gummy Bears." SpongeBob Smashes Eggs like a Boss. He Sees Sandy and Squidward was like "What the Fuck? I thought she was Dead." Sandy looked at Squidward and Gave him a Huge Golden Bare Ass. Squidward said "I want Tits Sandy!" An Image then Flashes and What it Shows was a Picture of Billy Bob Joe Playing with a Baby Rattle. The Episode then Continues, Squidward was Riding some Bike and Hits Pinky Pie. Pinky Pie said "Get Back Here!" Squidward didn't Give a Fuck. He then Gets a Beer. He gives it to Patrick and He was Drinking it like a Damn Crackhead. He Dies and Squidward said "Yay! Victory for Me!" The Episode Ends with an Image of Sandy Head Photoshopped to Travis Treder (That Guy who was Arrested for Stuffing a Damn Python in his Pants.)

Jimmy Booboo Absolutely Hated this Episode. He wanted to Die and He Just wants to Sue this Person who Created this Shit. He was like "Yo Mate, Do Not make this Episode Again or I'll Make Drew Pickles to Smash an Apple with his Foot like Monty Python!" The Person who Created this was Named "Edward ScooterBack." He was Arrested for Smashing Someones Car with a Potato. Jimmy Booboo was Happy.

Jimmy Booboo then Dies from Watching the Episode. He gets Stalked on While Taking a Shower Naked. He Dies, RIP Jimmy Booboo.

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