User blog:Kumandayas/Riffypasta - Round 2

Hello.

This is the pilot of Riffypasta, where creepypasta is put to shame. Everyone's heard of sonic.exe, which is apparently a very well-known pasta, but is said to be crap by some people.

And here is the official sequel. Round 2. Which sucks, to say the least.

But, without further ado, here is a really bad pasta.

Round 2
''It's been more than a year now ever since the "Sonic.exe Murders" began to happen, and the police department STILL doesn't know who's doing it or why it's happening. The first murders looked as though the killer did a sloppy job at it, but overtime the killings--or at least some of the guys back at the station THINKS it's just killings--have gotten more elaborate; bodies have been starting to look like the victims just dropped dead or there were disappearances. ONE thing is certain, all the victims seem to each have a burned/destroyed computer with some data from a game called "Sonic.exe".''

None of us have found any connections or clues that could help us learn why all of this is happening...Well, no, that's not true.

There's no point in saying "nobody found anything...well, that's not true." It's like saying "I didn't steal the cookies from the jar...well, actually, I did."

There was one cop who may have uncovered more about the murders than we did.

''The guy's name was Derek Green, a really good detective, mainly because he was always teamed up with his sister, Chelsea. ''

Ah, yes, the only reason why he was good. Because he teamed up with his siblings. Not because of skill, or experience, it's just because he teamed up with his fucking sister.

They were assigned to investigate the "Sonic.exe Murders", I should know because I was their boss at the time.

They're both dead.

''Sometimes I wonder if I should have helped him....I dunno...Anyways, the boys have found Derek's diary when we investigated his apartment. He hasn't been in his home for weeks. The diary recorded all of what Derek found in his investigation. My god, did he write down alot, especially after the Chief of Police took him off the case, and a lot of what he wrote down seems to connect a lot about what's going on with these murders...At least, I hope he was on to something... Here is what Derek wrote...''

Before we continue, I fixed up a bit of the spelling and punctuation. I'd just like to point out that, instead of "a lot", the author typed in "alot." I'd like the author to read this Hyperbole And A Half blog post, in which the error is represented by an imaginary creature.

7:30 pm September 15th, 2011

''Happy Birthday to me! I got this diary as a gift from my sister, Chelsea. This will certainly come in handy when we both do another investigation. Oh, I forgot to tell you, name's Derek Green, I'm a detective...''

Erm, who the fuck are you talking to? If this your private diary, it's a private diary. You're not expecting anyone to read it. I like how he tells himself he's a detective. That might come in handy...perhaps when he gets amnesia and thinks he's a sumo wrestler.

''Wow, I'm not rly good at this. Hopefully I'll get better as I write in this.''

Trust me, you won't.

Anyways, I'll let you know if anything else happens.

Again, who?

11:22 am October 24th, 2011

''Wow, pretty interesting way to start off a case on Halloween. Our boss told us there's a stiff in one of the local suburbs and he wants us to check it out. Wow, been a while since me and Chelsea tackled a murder case, this might be interesting. We're in the truck right now and we're heading for the house.''

2:30 pm

''Jesus...Whatever happened in this house I was not expecting. The victim looks like something ripped his mouth open and tried to yank something out from inside. I've seen a lot of messed up ways to kill a person, but this is rather strange, I don't rly think any normal person would do this.''

No shit, Sherlock. Remind me why the boss said he was a great detective. Even I could think that.

The COP present at the crime scene told us that the kid was like this for 2 days and his parents just discovered his body and called us in this morning''. '

2 DAYS. TWO. FUCKING. DAYS. And only then did they just discover the friggin' body?

Just for quick research, I looked up what day it was on October 24th 2011.

It was Monday. Therefore, it must have been Saturday when he died.

Even on weekends kids don't sleep through the whole day. The parents must either be idiotic, hate him or believe he was asleep the whole day (which, as I said, is a big stretch.)

What's rly weird about this is that there's a badly made cut on his chest that's shaped like the number "1".

''Chelsea told me she found a possible clue to the murder. She showed us that the victim owned a computer, the computer is badly burnt and wrecked. Both me and Chelsea have a theory to this: Either the killer destroyed the computer or the victim did it himself, either way we sent it to the station for research.''

6:10 pm

Alright, the guys from the lab have their report.

''They told us that the computer's wrecked from inside AND out, and what I mean by that is that everything that was on this kid's computer is completely deleted while at the same time the computer got destroyed. ''

I'm calling bullshit on that one.

The only thing that seems to STILL be in the computer is some data from a computer game called "Sonic.exe".

Oh, for fuck's sake, in this universe does everyone contradict themselves? If everything on the computer was deleted, then everything on the fucking computer was deleted. No exceptions.

4:30 pm November 11th, 2011

''A couple more murders these last few weeks, all the same killing method; dead bodies, torn open mouths, destroyed computers. The more recent killings are looking less "messy", as if the killer is being more careful with tearing out whatever it is he's tearing out from inside these victim's bodies. There are also cuts on these victims' chests that seem to be in numerical order; "2", "3", "4", "5" and "6".''

The killer seems to be keeping count of all the people he's killing.

8:30 pm

Had dinner, both me and Chelsea are brainstorming with what’s been going on… It’s really strange, the fact that computers are getting destroyed every time there’s a murder victim and we find that there’s some old data from the same game…

Gee, they're totally not linked together at all. It must be all a coincidence.

''“Sonic.exe”….That name reminds me of all the times me and Chelsea played some of our old Sonic the Hedgehog video games. I remember when we used to play Sonic Heroes, she always liked playing as Rouge the Bat and I always liked playing as Vector.''

That wasn't really neccessary at all. You don't need to say "We used to play this and that..."

But…It’s weird…What does a Sonic game, a possibly fan-made one at that, got to do with all these killings?

It probably sucked so much the victims decided to tear things out of their mouth.

2:45 pm December 2nd, 2011

''Another murder, big surprise there. But now both me and Chelsea agree that all these murders are connected with that game.''

Only now you think they are connected? It's obvious they're connected right at the bloody start!

''Maybe the killer made it as his CALLING CARD? The Chief told us not to worry so much about a simple video game and just stick with what’s going on with the murders.''

6:30 pm

Autopsy came in again, the doctors told us that aside from the wounds from the chest and mouth, the victims don’t seem to show any signs of a murder or a struggle, in fact, as baffling as it seems, all the victims appear to be in perfect health, apart from the fact that they’re “dead”.

...

...I have no joke for this. This is just stupid. That was just ridiculous contradiction.

When someone is dead, they're not in perfect health. In fact, they have no bloody health at all because they're fucking dead.

I airchecked the word “dead” because that’s where the report came out really disturbing; the doctors stated that they’re all in what appears to be in a Persistent Vegetative State, meaning that these people are in fact still alive, their brains and hearts are still working, but they’re all in an empty, dead-like state, as if something robbed them of their minds or sense of self.

You know, I'm pretty sure you don't have a coma (or PVS, whatever) when someone tears something out of your fucking mouth.

Chelsea stated it was probably one of the freakiest things she’s seen in her days as my partner, and I don’t blame her…

''Who would be capable of actually stealing people’s senses of self? It’s like the Devil is handpicking innocent people and robbing them of their souls for eternal damnation.''

5:42 pm December 14th, 2011

''Chelsea has been acting very strange lately. She seems quieter at work and whenever we go home she goes back into her room. I’m guessing she’s just as determined to learning more about this case as I am.''

''If she’s on to something, I hope she lets me knows first before we make it official. After all, we are a team.''

Plus, I might be kicked down a notch for not working with my sister! My reputation is at stake!

2:00 pm December 19th, 2011

''Chelsea didn’t go to work with me. Said she wasn’t feeling well…I’m starting to get a little worried for her. Ever since we took this case she’s been acting rather odd.''

''I dunno, maybe I’m overreacting, Boss told me to not worry about it and maybe just look into what she was researching on. I might do that.''

''Also, several news about people worshiping this guy recently. Calls himself “X”. I swear, the things kids will be into nowadays…''

Yeah, I know, right? Kids listening to their boomboxes and skateboarding in the parks and worshipping cults...next they'll be rapping on the street and praying for Satan.

9:30 pm December 24th, 2011

Almost time for Christmas, though I dunno if I should celebrate.

''Chelsea’s been shut up in her room almost every day. Not responding to me…I hope she’s alright… ''

I hope you get some sense and actually check on her.

Anyways, I’ve been looking into Chelsea’s work, and I think she might have found something.

''Apparently the killer must be going after anyone who plays the Sonic.exe game. And once they’ve played the game, the killer tracks them down, kills them and keeps count by carving the numbers onto their chest. But what about the fact that almost every victim looks as though they had their soul sucked right out of them?''

Wait a minute…I just remembered something…

A few days ago, Chelsea came home from the store and went back into her room…she said she found a new game….

….Oh my god…Chelsea!

12:32 am

(The writing is a bit sloppy and there are tears splotched here and there)

OK, that wasn't really needed, but, what do I know about telling instead of showing?

…..Chelsea is dead….She found the game…..Oh my god, why….

You said the victims were in PVS. If Chelsea played the game, then she'd be a victim.

4:50 am December 25th, 2011

''I called the guys back at the station to help me move Chelsea….Oh god, why? Why her? Did the killer found out and tried to cover his tracks? No, it doesn’t look like anything was taken or destroyed…well except for the computer…and the game is still here…I wanted to keep it to find out why this had happened but the Chief demanded I hand it over to him…The way he asked for it is really odd, it’s as if he doesn’t want me to do anything to this game disc.''

Of course he would. If people are dying when they play the game, I would hand that disc over immediately.

The funeral for my sister will be prepared in a few days…I can’t believe that Chelsea…my own sister, is gone…When I find out who killed her, I’m gonna make sure he pays dearly.

4:50 pm December 28th, 2011

''Came back from the funeral. God am I a mess. Thankfully Boss was there for me, he’s the only person who’s ever supported me and Chelsea, I’m glad he’s on my side about this case.''

''A woman came to me in the funeral party. Her name is Shannon Goldman, and she was supposedly a representative for the “Cult of X”, as she called it. She told me she was sorry for my loss and pulled out some weird religious crap about “X” wishing me a happier year.''

''Seriously? Who is this “X” guy anyway? She told me that soon “X” will make things better for the whole world, which pretty much ended the conversation right there.''

Lady, you might want to keep your crazy bullshit to your cult and leave reality alone for the sake of sanity.

That woman is crazy.

Anyways, more news about the Cult of X doing more crazy stuff, wow, whoever this “X” guy is he’s making as much an impact on the public as the killer is.

2:20 pm January 2nd 2012

''Another murder. Jesus, this guy never has a break with this does he? This is like the 22nd killing! What is he trying to gain from killing all the people? And how the HELL is he getting away with it so goddamn easily?''

Either he's a ghost or he's Agent 47.

''I gotta know what it is Chelsea was finding. She was on to something I just know it. Maybe if I look around in her room I might find a clue.''

5:30 pm

''Well, whatever Chelsea found, she left a lot of good clues for me. The computer isn’t entirely broken. In fact it seems like it only got beat up a few times, but still surprisingly working like new. I’m actually surprised I didn’t see it like this that night. But then again, if you lost someone you love, you too would lose sight of very important details surrounding you.''

''Anyways I checked the computer and there’s an icon for the Sonic.exe game on her desktop. My god, how the hell did Chelsea even get this?''

I don't know, perhaps on the fucking ground?

''I guess it doesn’t really matter. What’s really important is what I found in her notes.''

''Apparently Chelsea was terrified of this game. Something from the game scared the CRAP out of her. In fact according to what she wrote down, she made it seem like the game is cursed or something. But that can’t be the case, there’s no way a computer game would harm anyone…right?''

You realise everyone who plays it dies, right? There may be suspicion that bloody game harmed everyone!

7:12 am January 3rd 2012

Okay, I changed my mind, maybe there IS something spooky about the game after all.

No, there was nothing spooky about a game played by victims who died immediately after playing it.

''Last night I had a dream…no…a nightmare, more like. I remember it well: I was trapped in darkness, all was quiet except someone was laughing and talking to me. I kept having visions of Sonic the Hedgehog smiling and appearing all around me as he talked to me. He told me to play the game, over and over again, each time sounding more impatient. When he got to my face and yelled “PLAY IT!” that’s when I woke up with a fright…''

…Why would Sonic want me to play a game that possibly killed my sister?

IGNORE IT.

3:30 pm

''Another murder. Number 24. And the Cult of X seems to be pestering the public more and more. What’s their deal? Don’t they realize that there’s a killer on the loose?''

……Wait a minute….

What if this “X” weirdo is the killer?

''It would make sense, ever since these murders started this cult has been hanging around recruiting more and more people. And this “X” character they’re worshiping….Who is he? Why is it that this cult even started after several murders have taken place? I looked over Chelsea’s notes again and she seemed to agree with me. Apparently X has something to do with the Sonic.exe game. Did he make the game? Is he somehow got a hold of it and thought, “Hey! If I kill people with this game, people will like me!”?''

Is he somehow got a hold of it?

Does this guy speak English?

If what X is doing is real, then something is SERIOUSLY wrong here.

6:30 pm

''Unbelievable! The Chief of Police came over to my apartment a while ago and told me that the investigation may be too much for me to handle and he said I was off the case! What the hell?! I’ve practically found alotta evidence for it and he practically told me that I shouldn’t continue on! He also said that Chelsea would have wanted me to quit with this after what happened. BULLSHIT.'

Whatever, I’m not gonna let some fathead stop me from solving this case.

And then he read this part of your diary and immediately stopped caring about you, and danced on your grave.

I am gonna find out who X really is, why he’s doing all of this and I’m gonna turn him in!

5:00 pm February 8th, 2012

''More murders, we’re up to 28 now. The Boss contacts me about it every now and then behind the Chief’s back, he told me that whoever is causing all these murders is one smart son of a bitch. I can’t really blame him. As much as I hate to admit it, I have to give X credit for being able to kill 28 people so far. But he’s not gonna get away with it. Anyways, I’ve looked over Chelsea’s notes again and it what she wrote down before she got attacked was very odd, nonsensical stuff about a Sonic plushie always watching her, spying on her…''

''…I never saw a Sonic doll in the apartment. Then again I never questioned my sister’s sanity. She was always the smart one in things and it just pains me to realize how broken she was just before she died…. I didn’t tell the Boss about X or Chelsea’s notes. I know he won’t believe me. Nobody will. I guess if you have to solve a case, you have to do it yourself.''

8:30 pm

''Someone sent a friend request on my Skype. He calls himself Cole. He said he can help me with this case, but only if I can trust him.''

Yes, you can totally trust some random stranger.

''I rly don’t have a choice. I’m willing to do anything to put an end to this.''

For fuck's sake, stop using rly instead of really! It doesn't abbreviate or shorten your words, it's just lazy!

Anyways, Cole told me that I first have to get files of all the victims in the “Sonic.exe Murders”, that’s what the news is starting to call them now that the police has confirmed the old game data in the computers as evidence.

Later on tonight, I’m gonna pay the station a little visit.

11:45 pm

''Jesus, what a close call. I just made it back from the station. I managed to grab all the files and I had a run in with the Chief. He asked what I was doing back in the station, I lied and told him that I had to pick up a few things from my office and decided to take some time off. Thankfully he believed me…but, it’s strange, the way he talked to me sounded like he didn’t believe me in the slightest. Anyways, I got the files just like Cole asked.''

I told Cole that all of the victims had the same occurrences: all of them were in a dead-like state, as if their souls were taken out, that they were all “numbered”, and that each computer the victims had were somehow destroyed and had Sonic.exe inside the hard drives.

Cole said there’s a reason why all the victims had Sonic.exe in their computers, and boy did I not like the answer…

''The Cult of X is involved. ''

And you were doubting this theory when?

''Their members, after someone gets killed, steals the game disc the victim had at the time and hides it away for a while until it shows up later on at a random place to easily obtain it. These random locations could be anything: a game store, a pawn shop, the black market, eBay, Craigslist, random yet seemingly harmless deliveries, anywhere that involves buying stuff. ''

What if they don't pick up the disc? What then? Does the cult just hide it in the millions of Sonic Colors DVDs?

That way, when the next potential victim finds it, he or she becomes the new owner of the Sonic.exe game until X comes to kill them and then a member of the cult comes to steal away the game disc again, and thus the cycle begins anew.

I asked Cole why the cult is even doing this, and he told me that “X”, the bastard, is clearly some sort of holy figure to the cult and they will do whatever it takes to be on his good side.

This story is getting bloody ridiculous. It's bad enough with the atrocious writing, now something about cults are involved.

Because if you don't have cliche serial killers, it's always a cliche cult instead.

''What does they see in X, anyhow? Why is it they like him so much that they’re willing to be accomplices to murder? Or better yet…What kind of power does X have to strike so much terror into people that they’ll do whatever he says?''

3:30 pm March 1st, 2012

I couldn’t hold myself any longer, I had to know what Chelsea found in that game.

So I played it.

I'm not sure whether to facepalm or to bang my head against the wall.

You just went through a mystery involving people who got killed playing the game.

Curiosity killed the fucking cat, you know.

It started off pretty basic with the classic Sonic the Hedgehog title screen…until I started it.

Sonic…his eyes had gone black and there were red glowing dots staring at me…

''Anyways, when I got on the character selection screen (yes, this game apparently has one.), I was shown the character lineup: Shadow, Sally and Rouge…Rouge was Chelsea’s favorite character. I chose not to play as her out of respect for Chelsea and chose Shadow. That laugh…it sounded just like the laugh Sonic made in that dream I had….''

The game started with a level title called “Let’s Play”...

It was specifically made for those bloody YouTube commentators.

''I was shown Shadow standing in what appears to be a hallway of mirrors, with a faint echoing sound of a piano playing a calm melody in the distance. I had Shadow walk down the hall, and every time he walked past a mirror I was introduced to a more twisted, messed up version of himself in the mirror; his reflection’s red markings were oozing red as if he was bleeding, and his eyes were bloodshot to the point to where they were red, bleeding and pulsating, and he had probably the most psychotic grin on his face. It’s like I was looking at a walking fountain of blood.''

Oh, look! Blood! Gore! I'm so fucking terrified!

There's a reason I like Psychosis. It's because it doesn't throw blood at you while wearing a ghost costume, it just screws your mind up without using gore.

''I had Shadow walk past the last mirror and the music stopped, Shadow was now walking down an empty quiet hallway, I had this growing sense of dread in my stomach. And then Shadow stopped at one more mirror. He stopped right at it, showing his weird, bleeding reflection. And then that laugh came again and I saw that the real Shadow was slowly transforming into his reflection, bleeding and smiling…What the hell kinda game IS this?''

Sonic Hill 2, I think.

''And then Sonic appeared…with those black and red eyes, red tears coming down his face…he smiled as he looked at Shadow. And then the screen went black and then came a message on the screen. “It’s not the outside that’s important, it’s who you are on the inside that really intrigues me.”''

Oh, good. My outside is like my inside. It's complete arse.

''When it came back to the level, Shadow was sitting on the floor cradling in a half-fetal position like a child, just grinning that freaky grin, then Sonic smiled as he looked at me and then he lunged at Shadow, the screen going black with a loud pixelated screeching noise! Gah! I still feel as if I can still hear it ringing in my ears…That laugh came again and another message.''

“You’re learning more about this better than anyone, aren’t you, Derek?”

….What the FUCK?

How the Hell does this game know me?!

This doesn’t make any sense!

''It brought me back to the main menu and I saw that Shadow was now in one of the TV screens looking as he did earlier, looking rather mindlessly happy…. I had to turn the game off…My head hurts so much from all this… Was this was Chelsea found? A haunted computer game? And now some guy is using this to as an excuse to kill people, just to gain a cult?''

''I just don’t get it. WHY IS ALL OF THIS HAPPENING?!''

''Who is X? Who is X?! WHO IS X?!?!''

…..Sonic?

4:30 pm March 2nd, 2012

''I’ve come to a conclusion. It’s obvious that X is no ordinary human being. In fact I no longer even think he’s human, Cole filled me in about him. “X” is really called “Sonic.exe”, named after the game that’s been causing all this trouble.''

Ladies and Gentlemen, he's actually named Sonic.exe.

...Don't worry, I'm just as willing as you to bash my head on a wall until the wall is cracked.

Cole Skyped me recently me that Sonic.exe has been around long before the game did.

I ask him what X was exactly and his answer unnerved me….

''Sonic.exe is a monster. No, not the monsters you see in horror films or video games, he is a REAL monster. And he’s not just any monster apparently. Cole told me that X is a supernatural being from another dimension. How fucking crazy is THAT?!''

Just like the fact that this story exists.

''But it’s true. It has to be. X has this power to control all of reality in his realm, and he is unable to do the same in our world because he can’t enter it.''

''So some time ago someone made a game disc that would serve as a window between X’s world and ours, anyone who plays it gets a front row seat of what X’s dimension looks like, and it is HELL. Not literally Hell, but pretty freaking close! Over time after someone plays X’s game, X sends out a plushie of Sonic to act as a spy for him, then when the time is right, X is able to open the window for a short time and pull people into his world where they are trapped forever.''

''This is how he’s able to kill people so easily without anyone noticing. 'He comes out of the computer, pulls the soul outta the person’s body and then goes back into the computer to retreat into his dimension.''

There, he can make the soul he captured his slave for all eternity.

Of course. Cliche cults weren't enough? How about cliche villain making a cliche hell and making people cliche slaves?

''If I was told about this long ago, I would NOT have believed it, but now I’m straight-up convinced. Everything Cole has told me is the truth so far, and right now I am writing down all that he’s telling me, just in case any of this information becomes useful.''

6:30 pm

''Cole told me that he has to go, he’ll get in trouble if he gets caught talking to me, but he says he’ll Skype me again soon, until then I’m asked to write down the names of any potential victims this time. I am also asked to keep an eye out.''

The Cult is getting suspicious.

4:30 pm April 22nd, 2012

''29th murder and no word from Cole yet. I nearly escaped from a few members of the cult and anybody that might be involved. I can’t trust anyone now. I need to stay in my apartment more often so no one finds me.''

Oh god, this is starting to sound like Psychosis. I mean, doesn't avoiding the outside the world, a paranoiac hiding in his apartment and him writing in a journal seem familiar?

''The person killed this time was a middle-aged guy named Paul. He was very paranoid of the outside world and anything could traumatize the poor guy. Apparently he had a Sonic Adventure 2 game to stay sane and he always played as Dr. Eggman.''

I betcha X has made the poor man a vegetable in his world by now.

May 4th, 2012

I just realized something!

''Why is it that the Chief tried to get me offa the job? Why did he confiscate the damned game disk? Why has he been practically intercepting every one of mine and Chelsea’s moves in this case?!''

''I’ll tell ya why, He’s in on this! He’s working for the Cult of X! It’s the only explanation!''

Or perhaps it's because he cares for your safety, and doesn't want you dying on the case.

''He took the game disk so that way the Cult could use it to continue with the killings! But the boss, oh the boss, he can’t be involved in this too…He’s been mine and Chelsea’s friend for years! No, no, I don’t think he would ever go in on this. Matter of fact I don’t think he even KNOWS about what’s going on. Damn Chief…why would you do this….''

When I uncover this conspiracy, I’m ratting you out!

August 12th, 2012

Boss called, two more murders, 30 and 31.

''Some kid named Tom hanged himself weeks before he gained a package from his diseased friend, Kyle. ''

God, I've never seen people so hating towards the sick and diseased.

''Not surprisingly, they both played the damn game, Kyle played it first and passed it on to Tom before X got him. Kyle tried to put up a good fight against X but he clearly was no match for the fiend. So Kyle tried to warn Tom not to play the game, but Tom did anyway.''

On the count of 3, let's all scream at little Tom you're a fucking idiot!

''X used this as an advantage to mess with poor Tom’s head, making him believe that his curiosity and wanting to help others was what caused his best friend’s suffering. Tom tried to commit suicide by hanging in order to save himself from X, but apparently it failed.''

''X is not only dangerous and powerful, he is downright sadistic and insane. He thinks that all the horrific things he’s doing is all part of some silly game!''

''X…you monster…Why are you doing this?! WHAT are you trying to gain?!''

August 24th, 2012

''Played more of the game. The level Sally was in was really odd, she was in what appeared to be an old, desolate city, the sky a dull dark mixture of clouds, everything all dull empty and dead...no music. What was weird is how she was smiling…maybe she found something good?''

Of course not, because this is Creepypasta™: Where happiness, joy and all the goodness in the world is forbidden!

No. That wasn’t the case at all, after I had her run and jump past debris, she reached the end of the level.

Sonic…no, X….was there…

''She smiled at him and he smiled back. Then another message.''

''“See? I’m not such a bad guy, Derek…”''

Who the fuck are you kidding?

Then another…

“I can be kind when I want to…”

Yeah, when you want to, it's when Hell freezes over.

''Then it showed X holding Sally’s hand smiling warmly at her. She looked different now: Her eyes were sewn shut and her color pallete seemed darker.''

X gently placed his hands around her head…

“I really do love humans, Derek.”

“So much fun to play with…”

“In fact…I guess you could say…”

Then it showed me a close up of X, with a wide mad grin, violently snapping Sally’s neck, she was still smiling as though she didn’t feel any pain from it.

“…They’re the ULTIMATE TOY.”

''I almost gagged at that. The main menu showed Sally I her TV screen, still in her darker state. She was still smiling…She can’t have possibly ENJOYED any of that.''

Who knows? She could be a danger-lover.

8:30 pm

''Cole just called me. He said that all the characters you play as in the game is all of Exe’s slaves, turned into horrific parodies of Sonic characters, or at least, turned into their favorite Sonic characters, and X sets them up randomly in each game to show us humans what’s in store for us…. …Wait…''

Oh God….No…No!

''I won’t do it! I won’t play the game just to watch you harm her, X!''

FUCK YOU!!

August 25th 2012 More information on X.

X has these 7 “guardians” ruling over his world alongside him.


 * sigh* From cliche to cliche, now we have cliche guardians.

For fuck's sake, all they can do to make this even more predictable is to have zombies and soon-to-be-dead teens having sex in a car.

''They are essentially extensions of Exe himself, made from his power combined with powerful emotions of humans. Each guardian is named after the emotions they were born from.''

Kito – Prayer Aishu – Sorrow Gekido – Rage Kirai – Hatred Kofuku – Happiness Kyofu – Fear Yukubo – Desire

And now we have Japanese-ish names!

I'm not sure whether I can continue this or I'll die from blood loss from hitting the wall.

''X created these beings to not only maintain order in his world, but to cause trouble in ours. They corrupt humans and make them more susceptible to X snatching them away by manipulating their emotions. For example Gekido could bring out your anger and make you violent towards others, while Yukubo could manipulate your desires and confuse you with what’s reality and what’s not.''

Also, Cole has informed me that X plans to one day permanently crossover to our world so that way, his reality will merge with ours and all of mankind will become X’s slaves for eternity!

But how…How does he plan to accomplish such a feat?!

''Cole thinks that the Cult is thinking up ways to make it so. But so far none of their attempts have been successful. Apparently their knowledge in computers is not as superior as the unknown original creator of the disk. …I asked why Cole knew so much of this. I dunno what compelled me to ask, but I’m guessing it’s been nagging me for some time. Dear god…Poor Cole….He revealed that he was a member of the Cult of X. but he didn’t like what he was getting into and tried to stop the Cult, at least until X got to him first, now he’s stuck in X’s world, he said he’s lucky to have even found me, since the window is still here. Anyway, he’s telling me that he has information on how to put a stop to X and the Cult’s plans, the best way he knows how to stop X in his tracks is to destroy the disk, that way his only way in and out of worlds will be gone and he won’t be able to cause any more trouble in ours.''

''The Chief still has the disk. I need to prepare on getting it back….''

8:42 pm

''….X got Cole….I was in the middle of talking with Cole while preparing and then we got disconnected. When it reconnected Cole’s username changed to “X”.''

X: Fucking viruses. They always do this to me.

X told me that Cole has been cheating, and needs to be punished, and then he posted “HA” over, and over, and over, and OVER….

And then you blocked him.

Goddamn you Sonic.exe!!!

''My hand is still bleeding from shattering the screen. But I don’t care…not anymore… It’s time to end this. I’m gonna go get that damn disk and destroy it. If I don’t write back after this final entry….well…let’s just say that whoever finds this, whoever reads this diary, pleases find it as instructive as you can.''

Everything you’ve read in my diary is the truth...

Again, who is reading? Who are you writing to?

''X is a monster from another world, and the Cult of X is conspiring to help him take over our world. This cannot happen!''

It will. Happy endings don't exist in Creepypasta™.

''I hope that whoever finds this and tries to put an end to this madness. This is a game, a game on a BIGGER scale, we are ALL pawns in an elaborate, chaotic game where the rules are being devised by the mind of a MONSTER!''

Please do whatever you can, friend, he must be stopped.

Goodbye and good luck.

Derek Green

That was Derek’s last journal entry…He wrote this 3 weeks ago…Today is his birthday.

And now he’s dead.

''I wondered why he acted the way he was during these horrible events, I was worried about my friend, but I never bothered to find out why at the time….I feel so stupid. Derek tried to fight this battle alone and I did nothing. I haven’t heard from Derek in 3 weeks, but yesterday I got an E-mail from someone named Cole.''

It was addressed strictly to Bob Richardson.

That’s my name…

''I clicked on it and it was an audio tape that was made September 13th. That was made a day ago before I got the E-mail. I clicked on it.''

This is what was on the audio tape....

(Recording starts, a man is grunting and yelling as two people are dragging him into the room)

Derek: Get your fucking hands off me, you crazy cultist freaks!!!

(The sound of high-heels is heard as another person walks into the room)

Shannon Goldman: Isn’t that what you would call the Christians and the Satanists, Mr. Green?

Nah, because both of them aren't giant wankers.

''Derek: Goldman! (Struggling is heard)''

(More high-heel sounds as Goldman approaches Derek)

''Goldman: Derek, why do you deny X? Don’t you see what he’s trying to do for everyone? He only wants to make our world as happy as he is.''

''Derek: (Quietly) Happy? (More loudly) YOU THINK STEALING SOULS AND TURNING THEM INTO PUPPETS IS BEING HAPPY?! OUR PLANET IS NOT HIS TOYBOX, YOU BITCH!!!''

''Goldman: (More coldly) It’s not your place to decide what X wants with humanity, Mr. Green. He is a divine being that wishes to make humanity happy by showing us the paradise that is HIS world, and taking us from the wretched filth of a planet we’ve been forced to live on.''

I just want to strangle this bitch now.

Not only is she an ass, she reminds me of a commenter who starts a flame war, trying to defend himself with stupid comments and "reasons".

''Derek: (Struggling) Some of us actually LIKE this planet, Goldman! X’s world is nothing more than a PRISON! All X cares about is making us his plaything for all eternity! Can’t you see it’s not fair?!''

Goldman: (Surprisingly angry) What do YOU know about what’s not fair?!

Derek: More than YOU do obviously!

(A loud slap is heard and Derek falls to the ground)

''Goldman: (Quietly) You fool…X chose ME to be his most loyal because HE knew I never liked this planet, he knew I want to be rid of the stupidity humanity is causing! I’m perfectly okay with being X’s slave if it means getting away from it all, getting the peace I finally deserve after all this time! And if everyone’s gotta go with me then TOO FUCKING BAD!!''

I already want to torture you in the most disturbing and gory way, Goldman.

''Derek: (chuckling rather shakingly) Whatever…it doesn’t matter anyway, ‘cause I’m going to stop you. Once and for all.''

''Goldman: Oh are you now? With what I presume?''

''Derek: (pulls out something from his coat) With THIS! (several gasps and murmurs are heard) Cole told me that the only way X can enter our world to collect more souls is with this! Well NO MORE!!''

(A loud snapping noise is heard, silence is heard)

(Goldman starts laughing)

''Goldman: So Cole told you that, huh? Ha! A smart boy, but even geniuses tend to get their information wrong.''

''Derek: W-what? What do you mean?''

''Goldman: Easy. (high heels again as Goldman walks across the room) It’s true that X cannot enter our world unless someone places that disk into a computing system. But I’m curious, Mr. Green….''

(the sound of Goldman pulling out something from her pocket)

Goldman: Whatever made you both think that THAT disk in particular was the original?

Derek: (shakingly) N…No…No that can’t be…!

''Goldman: A brilliant theory I might add, but I’m afraid it’s your last one, Detective. (the sound of a disk being inserted into a CD drive is heard)''

''Derek: (violent struggling and yelling is heard) NO!! NOO!! LET ME GO!! YOU CAN’T DO THIS!!!''

(and then strange supernatural sounds are heard, and then the audio breaks up and distorts a bit, a new person is walking into the room as Derek is screaming for his life)

X: Hi, Derek…

''Derek: NOOO!!! NOOOOO!!''

X: (more clearly) READY FOR ROUND 2?

(then loud screeching noises are heard as the audio distorts more badly more, Derek is screaming, Sonic.exe’s is laughing as there is a loud tune playing sped up and in reverse and a loud, fast, drumlike rhythm booming loudly as the whole audio distorts and breaks up, finally ending in static)

Goddammit, I never knew dubstep remixes were this harsh.

(the audio tape ends)

After hearing this…I’ve never felt so helpless…

Both my friends are gone…taken from me.

There’s nothing I can do about this….

I’m a useless cop after all.

No you aren't. Derek was the one acting like a giant idiot and tempting fate.

''But I hope someday, someone, somewhere is able to put a stop to this, to do what I failed to do. I have to hope…I have to believe there’s a chance at winning this….''

Because if there is no hope…

No chance….

…Sonic.exe wins the game.

Finally, this rubbish is done.

I'd recommend going "bloogy-bloogety-boo!" to a friend to scare them instead of reading this shit.

See you again sometime.

Continue, create, co-operate 04:31, September 5, 2014 (UTC)