Talk:Cock off Doody 4 Modirn Wurfurrr (GayFuckStupid)/@comment-1.124.48.106-20140816084557

MG... like a few days ago, i bought Cock off doody 4 modirn wurfurrr from ebay and i wuz like soooooo exitet to pleh the game. butt wen i got it in teh mayl, when i opend teh case, there wuz a fucking stale chocolate chip cockie with a hole inside of it. i put it in teh tree-sex-tea and a stoopid intro movie poped up on mah screen. it looked like capt. penis making out with paos mcfuckme. then teh intro ended dirty seconds later. i wuz so pissed off bcuz mah xbocks broke and i started to cry. neckst thang u knou i find an ak-74u on mah floor with a note saying, I FouNd YyoOUu. Then i turn arownd and i see rebecca black and rick astley on mah couch. and i wuz like "NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!poopoo.

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