The Critic.

Nothing Personal... (anymore)
Once upon a time, there was man named bicycle. Bicycle was a strict critic. He would often review comedy on the internet. Then came along the average human being, who was very interested in the humor that is most common for being called "Stupid". So the human being, came up with the idea of posting his "stupid" on the internet. He found a website called "AmusingSpaghetti" and decided to write some of his jokey thingy story's on this website/wiki. The first spaghetti he wrote was called, " Beyond Shitty ". It was about shit. But uh oh! The Critic came. Then he went to his spaghetti and said stuff like, "I hate all of ur shit", "so i sent ur spaghetti to the compost". Of course the human being was very offended, butt confused. He thought that his spaghetti was funny, but apparently not to this bicycle, no no no. So the human being decided to reply, and say, "U a meeny, shut up u don't even kno, i might be a depressed middle aged man or suptin" That was wut he said, i swear to god, he totally didn't cry for a few minutes.

1 nano sekund later.

The human being thought to himself, "wait a second, most of the spaghetti on the site was basically the same humor as my spaghetti, except it was longer, and mine was shorter.  no dick jokes allowed 

Anyway, he decided that it was an "unfair" decision of bicycle to say what he said, so he complained about it to his mommy for a day and a half. Shut up.

Then he went back on his spaghetti and wrote a letter to bicycle saying, " u a stupid head".

Bicycle hasn't replied yet, and the human being sits waiting to hear the reply through his nostrils.

How the fuck can you hear through your nostrils...