Smile doge

Not to be confused with Smile Dog

I wrote this story to officially make peace with Kabogh

"El Retardo"
In the summer of 19--, agents from the Diabeetus Defense Unit were sent into a small rural town named -, in the state of --. They were sent there to investigate the mysterious deaths of fourteen people. The victims disappeared from their homes and were found disemboweled floating down the River nearly the next day. Even stranger, traces of ricin were found in their systems. One elderly woman claims to have seen a dog-like entity drag off her grandchildren. When she begged it to release them, it allegedly muttered, "Resistance is futile.". She died the following evening.

Agents - and - tracked the monstrosity to its dwelling in the nearby Mountains. They requested help from Agents --, ---, and. The remaining agent, --- guarded the town while they left to terminate the creature now called by the townsfolk " El Retardo". They were never found, but an audio log was left at the entrance to the dwelling:

"Holy shit! What the hell is that thing?!?"

"I don't know, but we should dispatch it quickly."


 * Multiple rounds are heard being fired, and reloading is also heard*

"Augghhhhh! IT'S GOT ME! HELP!"


 * Audio log ends*

The Binary Code
The remaining Agent later recovered a bloody note. It was written in binary. It was later translated to say: I fuck your ass.