The day of the blood

one day I woke up from a peaceful sleep I had, only to find that it was the day of the blood.
on the day of the blood, there is blood everywhere. blood on the halls, blood on the halls, and blood on your balls, just like a crappy creepypasta. I sighed, as always, knowing that I would have to clean this mess up tomorrow, but for now I needed breakfast. I was going to have cereal, but when I poured the milk, blood came out. I personally dislike the metallic taste of blood, so I just had a bagel. when I was walking around the kitchen, I slipped on some blood and I cut myself. I tried to see if I was bleeding, but realizing that I was covered in the random blood made looking for my wound like finding a needle in a haystack.

when I got dressed and went out, I saw that the sky was blood-red, and there was blood up to my knees. I rolled up my pants a lot, and I proceeded to wade through all the red blood cell fluid in the streets. blood banks must be having a field day. I accidentally splashed blood on me, making me look like a serial killer. I went back to my home to get out my canoe, so I could traverse the bloodied streets much easier. once I got out my canoe and rowed it out of the area, I went out to complete some errands. before doing an errand run though, I used the excessive blood to paint a beautiful mural of sonic.exe on the side of my house. I just thought that it really describes my current feelings of this situation right now, and I hope my neighbor enjoys a large painting of a demonic hedgehog made out of blood facing his house.

errand : the quest for soda.
for my first errand, I need to grab some soda for a party I will have tomorrow. before that though, I decided to "lay a mine", meaning that I took a fat, steamy dump in the water so it will hit my enemy's canoe while he is riding it around, when he least expects it. also, due to the blood's dark color, he won't see it coming. heh heh heh.

when I rowed my way to the grocery store in my Doritos canoe, I went inside to grab a six pack of soda for my party. I chose the special blood day edition of Fanta, which is cherry-flavored blood colored soda. after grabbing a six pack and buying it, I decided to swim around a bit in the blood until my suit was permanently red, then I got into my Dorito canoe and rowed off. the skies started bleeding again, so I had to take cover to avoid my canoe filling up with blood and sinking. when I went near my house, a couple of jackasses sped by in their fancy yacht, splashing me with the huge waves it made, and then the people on the yacht laughed at me :( . the waves they made though caused the "mine" that I "placed" a while ago launch up into the air and hit the driver's window, putting crap all over it, blocking the driver's view, causing the yacht to crash into my neighbor's house, near my sonic.exe portrait. there were dead bodies floating everywhere, brain matter on the wall, and a raging fire. it made my mural PERFECT, so good that sonic.exe himself would be proud. after that, I took a shower and went to bed. the end :).