The Edible Page (Blank Page = I'm currently writing the story)

Well hello, You want to learn about the Edible page do you?

First there are terms and conditions

Terms And Conditions

Blah blah terms blah blah terms, blah blah conditions, blah blah rules,

blah blah kill myself

blah blah delete life blah blah stupid cliche

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Sign here to apply: _________

You would sign the paper, Not being able to read the terms and conditions, and understand them.

You: So why is it called the Edible page?

Author: Well, it all started back in *insert dumb cliche here*, when i was forging the edible page.

Other Person: "What are you going to do?"

Author: "I'm going to make a page...A Edible page"

Other Person: "What do you mean Edible page?"

Author: "Well I'm going to make the Edible Page"

Other Person: "Edible Page? Please don't make it taste like the last thing you made."

Author: "Oh you mean the Ugly hotdog"

Other Person: "Will the page be magical?"

Author: "Don't worry, it will be very "Magical".........Wait do you smell something?"

Other Person: "OH NO! MY TUNAFISH SANDWICH! Its burning!"

Author: "Wait what?"

Other Person: "NOOOOO THE VILLAGE IS ON FIRE!!!"

Author: *facepalm*

Other Person: "Well i almost burned down the village"

Author: "Well i'm off to forge the Edible Paper with the great paper forge"

You: This story makes no sense whatsoever.

Author: donate to me, NOW.

You: *screams internally due to author's stupidity*

Author: "Well Here we are with the *insert dumb cliche here*, Time to Forge this page"

Then he would proceed to forge the tasty and delicious edible page.

Author: "I HAVE FINALLY MADE IT!!! THE EDIBLE PAGE!!111!!!!"

Author: And that's the story of the Edible Page.

You: Wait.... Can i finally eat it now?

Author: Okay. Here you go.

You proceed to eat the delicious and tasty edible page.

You: IT TASTES LIKE SHIT

Author: it doesnt taste bad i am good cook u nib!!111 *insert shitty cliche here*

You: *insert boring shitty cliche here*

the end.

some important shit below
Privacy Policy

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Do not copy without permission

do not eat without paying for it

do not explode without burning the page first

do not burn it without asking for permission

do not explode without killing yourself first

Do not eat without exploding first.

Wait, why am i fixing this shitty pasta

Oh god.

no no

no

kill me please

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Click "Agree" to Agree. Click Disagree to DIE

Agree________Disagree

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note: the person who edited this is the same person who wrote it. (also im a guy, ha get prank'd u fuccer u fell for a trap)