Board Thread:Spooks and Scares/@comment-25266798-20141217002951

Bagels are disturbing to me.

Other than the fact they ripped their shape off from donuts, they are very rude to me.

This one time, I made a bagel with cream cheese, and he burned me. Right to the bone-Teeth, right to the teeth.

And then this other time, a bagel started flying around in my toaster, yelling "Am a bagel, oh man, oh man, oh man" Over and over.

You are welcome to make fun of me. 