Squidwards Homicide

Hello my name is MarryJr. and that does anyone know about the SpongeBob series it was a show aired from 1999 and I was a big fan of the classic one but the rebuilt one is gross Anyway one day I was cleaning the garage and I stumbled across some VHS tape called "Squidward Sprite Cranberry". I was like "What the Fuck even is this?". So I tried to put the Damn thing in the VCR player and I used my brothers anyway. When I put this in, the episode shows up. The title showed up and the card said "Squidwards Sprite Cranberry" with the 2 girls 1 cup song and I said what the hell is this  and I decide not to be rude and check it out. The episode showed up and oh god what I saw in the reflection from Squidwards eyeballs it was a, it was a picture of Donald Trump wearing a Fucking diaper with the word "Masturbation" on it. Squidward was happy and said "Haha I bet Spongetitties SquarePorn will be on Donald Trumps side." Squidward was somehow wearing A diaper just like Donald Trump. I was shocked to see this Shit. Then the episode cuts to SpongeJobs in the Krusty Krab and somehow he was a Porno of him and Sandy. Why the Fuck would these people put this in a kids show? Then showed a picture of a man taking a Eating laxatives and taking a poop in a Gamestop Store. Then it cuts to Mr.Krabs making drugs and poop an added a lot of beer in it including The parts of the crabs for Krabby Patty's. So is that how Krabby Patty's are made? Spongebob said to Mr.Krabs "Nice drugs Bitch." Patrick walks in and says "I have DVDs of porn anyone you should watch!" Patrick punches some Bart from the Simpson’s in the face. "Yay!" Says Patrick as he was happy. Squidward left The Krusty Krab and said "Goodbye Mothafuckas!" As he said in an High pitch voice. Squidward finds Sandy and Squidward was wetting himself as in perverted way. Sandy said "The hell is wrong with you?" Squidward waters his mouth. Squidward then kills Sandy by being perverted. Then another Image shows up. It was a fucking photo of a family in Chuck E. Cheese’s and a photoshop of a twerking Squidward is in the photo. The family was screaming! Even one the siblings was crying hard she could've got fucking nightmares. The episode ends with Spongeass and Patdick having a baby. That was the most gay episode I've ever say.

After that I was hanging out with my friend going to McDonalds for lunch. We had a good time their and we talked until the News on the TV showed a live footage of a Police Chase with Squidward. I was shocked by seeing this Bullcrap. Squidward was out of his car running to some barn and stealing a God Damn pig. He rode until he got arrested by police and the military showed up and The officers arrested Squidward .Squidward said to The Police "What the Fuck is wrong with you, go get a doctor!" We were shocked by this. When we got back home. I found Spongebob in my door. He turns into HowtoBasics smashing Fucking eggs at me. I had to clean myself from this. It was disgusting then after that I was telling my Mom everything she said to be sweetheart I am doing I must take you to the doctor when I got to the doctor I’ve been diagnosed with paranoia I decided to move to Florida that’s where my big brother Matt live there.



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