The Super Mario 64 PC Port

The incident happened February 11, 2006 11:00AM at a Best Buy, i drove there exploring the wonders of a store and when i was walking eagerly with my wallet in my right hand, i found a CD-Rom. Not just any CD-Rom, Super Mario 64 for the PC....I smiled when i saw this and i decided to purchase it, i took it and i put it in my shopping cart.

Chapter 2-The Game.
I drove back home and i inserted the CD into the computer, i started the game and well it was strange, it was just a black screen with distorted music and a giant button with text in times new roman, "Start". I shrugged while moving my mouse to the button and it was a destroyed, burnt-variant of Peach's Castle and there wasn't even Lakitu but there was only the sounds of screams of agony. I entered the castle and Toad was in the center and said "Why...Why didn't they listen, i warned them it would come and now look at what happened to us, get out of here, please..." It seemed so serious, i walked through these ruins seeing no doors but a door that looked like my basement. I entered it and there was no signs of paintings except Wario saying something in reverse and also the screen was distorted. I was freaking out and trembling before it, there was this purple spiral with broken pieces of wood, i got closer and my house starting getting cold and the glass was breaking and my door was being knocked and there was this...Wario with no body, no arms, no legs, just his head, he laughed and chased the player and i hold'd my W key in terror and it crashed, my computer was acting weird and i suddenly got pushed off of my chair going down the stairs. My computer was fine when i got back to the room and i ejected the disc and buried it where no one will ever find it. A day later, i told my friends what happened on MSN and they were shaking when they heard this.

Chapter 3-Tragedy
I haven't heard from them for a month so i went to their house and they wouldn't respond to my knocking, so i sneaked in using a Hammer and i saw that my friends were dead with coins on the floor and i explored the house looking for the one who did this and all i heard was Wario's laugh and i ran away as fast as i could.

When i think of Best Buy, i think of that cursed CD-Rom i found 14 years ago.

One thing i know is that all copies of Super Mario 64 are personalized.