"I think it's interesting that cologne ryhmes with alone" - Demetri Martin.
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Just another day on the Funnypasta Wiki.
This one time, this guy was walking down the street and he waved to me. I guess he was mistaken, because he said "Sorry, I thought you were someone else."
Then I said "I am."
"I wanted a brother for Christmas, But Instead Santa brings me a used condom."
How funny do you think you are, Mika?
I have one:
"They've finally finished the sculpture made from cow manure. Apparently, it's complete bullshit."
This can basically sum up my humor in a nutshell.
ouch, it made me laugh so hard
"He told me to look behind me, THERE WAS A WALL!!!!!!!!!!"
"An orc and his parrot walked into the bar, And the Bartender asks, Hey! Where'd you get that? The parrot replies, Durotar, They got them all over the place"